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Wonder
Woman
Love
Me Tender
Helmet
This
Island Earth
Can't
Buy Me Love
For
The Longest Time
Zombie
Jamboree
Scotland
The Brave
Shoehorn
With Teeth
The
Book Of Love
Shenandoah
The
Lion Sleeps Tonight
Heavenly
My
Shoes
It's
So Hard To Say Goodbye To Yesterday
Li'l
Red Riding Hood
The
University Of Redlands Alma Mater
And
So It Goes
The
Eighties Medley
Wonder Woman! Wonder Woman!
All
the world is ready for you (we're all ready for you)
And
the powers you possess
In
your satin tights, fighting for your rights
And
the old red, white and blue
Wonder Woman! Wonder Woman!
Now
the world is ready for you (we're all ready for you)
And
the magic that you do
Make
a hawk a dove, stop a war with love
Make
a liar tell the truth
Wonder
Woman! Wonder Woman!
Get
us out from under, Wonder Woman
All
our hopes are pinned upon you (they're all pinned upon you)
And
the magic that you do
Stop
a bullet cold, make the axis fold
Change
their minds and the change the world
Wonder
Woman! (Linda Carter) Wonder Woman!
You're
a wonder, Wonder Woman!
Love Me Tender (Presley/Watson)
Love me tender, love me
sweet, never let me go
You have made my life
complete, and I love you so
Love me tender, love
me true, all my dreams fulfilled
For my darling I love
you, and I always will
Love me tender, love me
long, take me to your heart
For it's there that I
belong, and we'll never part
Love me tender, love
me true, all my dreams fulfilled
For my darling I love
you, and I always will
Love me tender, love me
dear, tell me you are mine
I'll be yours through
all the years, 'til the end of time
Love me tender, love
me true, all my dreams fulfilled
For my darling I love
you, and I always will
I
can remember how it started
I
followed the firemen, I dreamed of the astronauts
They
looked so happy in their shiny metal headgear
I
knew that inside they were smiling
My
mother feared I was abnormal
I'd
take out the colander and put it on my head
People
are happy when they know that they're protected
Just
let me tell you why I'm smiling
I've
got my helmet on
Nothing
can do me wrong
I've
got my helmet on
In
shining rows they sit in every beauty parlor
Down
in the coal mines lighting the way
From
distant battlefields to the tiniest motor scooter
There
is peace on every single face
My
friends all tell me I'm retreating
But
how can they argue with true serenity?
If
they would only try just once to wear a helmet
The
world would soon be a better place
Come
try my helmet on
Nothing
will do you wrong
Come
try my helmet on
In
shining rows they sit in every beauty parlor
Serenity
on every face
Come
try my helmet on
Nothing
will do you wrong
Come
try my helmet on
Come
try my helmet on
Nothing
will do you wrong
Come
try my helmet on
Come
try my helmet on
Nothing
will do you wrong
Come
try my helmet on
Calling
all dreamers and optimistic fools
Don't
let go of your dream, make it now, make it all come true
If
you believe in a brighter day, I know we can find our way...
To
this island, in the starry ocean, poetry in motion
This
island earth
Spirit
like a dancer, gravity is the answer, rendezvous in the blue
This
island earth
We
don't know what's in store today
We
can spread our wings and we can soar away
Or
we can go like the dinosaurs, they say
The
choice is ours to make
It
only seems like yesterday
We
could wake up one day and be in history
Or
stick around to unravel the mystery
Of
how we came to be
On
this island, in the starry ocean, poetry in motion
This
island earth
A
beautiful oasis of all the human races, the only home that we know
This
island earth
Well
I know we can touch the stars one day
Or
kick up the dust on Mars one day
Or
trip the light on the Milky Way
We've
got to find our way
And
if you're looking for a miracle, open your eyes
There
was one this morning, just about sunrise
Dawn
came breaking like a wave on the sea
And
it's there for you and me
Calling
all dreamers and optimistic fools
Don't
let go of your dream, make it now, make it all come true
If
you believe in a brighter day, I know we can find our way
To
this island, in the starry ocean, poetry in motion
This
island earth
Spirit
like a dancer, gravity is the answer, rendezvous in the blue
This
island earth
Oh,
this island earth
We
gotta find our way
Oh,
this island earth
Oh,
this island earth
Can't Buy Me Love (Lennon/McCartney)
I'll
buy you a diamond ring my friend if it makes you feel all right
I'll
get you anything my friend if it makes you feel all right
I
don't care too much for money
Money
can't buy me love
Can't
buy me love
Everybody
tells me so
Can't
buy me love
No,
no, no
I'll
give you all I've got to give if you say you love me too
I
may not have a lot to give, but what I've got I'll give to you
I
don't care too much for money
Money
can't buy me love
Fa la la la la...
Say
that you need no diamond rings and I'll be satisfied
Tell
me that you want the kind of things that money just can't buy
I
don't care too much for money
Money
can't buy me love
I
don't care too much for money
Money
can't buy me love
Whoa
oh oh oh, for the longest time
Whoa
oh oh, for the longest...
If
you said goodbye to me tonight
There
would still be music left to write
What
else could I do, I'm so inspired by you
That
hasn't happened for the longest time
Once
I thought my innocence was gone
Now
I know that happiness goes on
That's
where you found me when you put your arms around me
I
haven't been there for the longest time
Whoa
oh oh oh, for the longest time
Whoa
oh oh, for the longest...
I'm
that voice you're hearing in the hall
And
the greatest miracle of all
Is
how I need you and how you needed me too
That
hasn't happened for the longest time
Maybe
this won't last very long
But
you feel so right, and I could be wrong
Maybe
I've been hoping too hard
But
I've gone this far
And
it's more than I hoped for
Who
knows how much further we'll go on
Maybe
I'll be sorry when you're gone
I'll
take my chances, I forgot how nice romance is
I
haven't been there for the longest time
I
had second thoughts at the start
I
said to myself, 'hold on to your heart'
Now
I know the woman that you are
You're
wonderful so far
And
it's more than I hoped for
I
don't care what consequence it brings
I
have been a fool for lesser things
I
want you so bad, I think you ought to know that
I
intend to hold you for the longest time
Whoa
oh oh oh, for the longest time
Whoa
oh oh, for the longest time
Whoa
oh oh, for the longest time
Zombie Jamboree (Mauge, Jr./Altman)
It
was a zombie jamboree
Took
place in the New York cemetery
Oh,
it was a zombie jamboree
Took
place in the New York cemetery
Zombies
from all parts of the island
Some
of them are great Calypsonians
Since
the season was carnival
They
got together in bacchanal
And they were singing:
Back
to back, oh, belly to belly
I
don't give a damn 'cause I'm stone dead already
Oh,
back to back, belly to belly
It's
a zombie jamboree
One
female zombie, she wouldn't behave
See
how's she's dancing out of the grave?
In
one hand she's holding a quart of rum
The
other hand is knocking a conga drum
You
know the lead singer starts to make his rhyme
While
the other zombie is rockin' in time
One
bystander, he had this to say:
"It
was a trip to see the zombies break away"
(SHAH!)
And they were singing:
Back
to back, oh, belly to belly
I
don't give a damn 'cause I'm stone dead already
Oh,
back to back, belly to belly
It's
a zombie jamboree
And they were singing:
Back
to back, oh, belly to belly
I
don't give a damn 'cause I'm stone dead already
Oh,
back to back, belly to belly
It's
a zombie jamboree
Back
to back!
Everyone
we sing back to back
And
belly to belly then back to back
One
two three four
Hey,
what a zombie jamboree
From
Times Square to the Statue of Liberty
Uptown,
downtown, zombie jamboree
Whoa
whoa whoa, yeah yeah
There's
a high-wire zombie 'tween the World Trades
A
King Kong zombie on the Empire State
But
the biggest zombies Tokyo to Rome
The
zombies who call the city home
(HAH!
WHAT THEY DO! HUH!)
Back
to back, oh, belly to belly
I
don't give a damn 'cause I'm stone dead already
Oh,
back to back, belly to belly
It's
a zombie jamboree
Back
to back, oh, belly to belly
I
don't give a damn 'cause I'm stone dead already
Oh,
back to back, belly to belly
It's
a zombie jamboree
Hey
hey hey hey!
Scotland The Brave (Traditional)
Hark
when the night is falling
Hear,
hear the pipes are calling
Loudly
and proudly calling
Down
through the glen
Towering
in gallant fame
Scotland
my mountain hame
Long
may your proud standards gloriously wave
Land
of my high endeavour
Land
of the shining river
Land
of my heart forever
Scotland
the brave
Scotland
the brave
Shoehorn With Teeth (Linnell/Flansburgh)
He
wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
People
should get beat up for statin' their beliefs
He
wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
'Cause
he knows there's no such thing
He
asks a girl if they can both sit in a chair
But
he doesn't get nervous, she's not really there
He
wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
'Cause
he knows there's no such thing
Tour
the world in a heavy metal band
But
they run out of gas, the plane can never land
He
wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
People
should get beat up for statin' their beliefs
He
wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
'Cause
he knows there's no such thing
What's
the sense in ever thinkin' 'bout the tomb
When
you're much too busy returning to the womb?
He
wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
People
should get beat up for statin' their beliefs
He
wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
'Cause
he knows there's no such thing
The Book Of Love (David/Malone/Patrick)
I
wonder, wonder who
But
who knew who
Who
wrote the book of love?
Tell
me, tell me, tell me
Oh
who wrote the book of love?
Well,
I've got to know the answer
Was
it someone from above?
Oh,
I wonder, wonder who
But
who knew who
Who
wrote the book of love?
Baby,
baby, baby
I
love you, yes I do
It
says so in this book of love
That
I'm the one that's true
Oh,
I wonder, wonder who
But
who knew who
Who
wrote the book of love?
Chapter
one says to love her
To
love her with all your heart
Chapter
two says you tell her
You're
never never never never ever gonna part
In
chapter three, remember
The
meaning of romance
In
chapter four you break up
But
you give her just one more chance
Oh,
I wonder, wonder who
But
who knew who
Who
wrote the book of love?
I
love you darlin'
I
love you, yes I do
But
I've got to see this book of love
To
find out why it's true
I
wonder who
But
who knew who
Who
wrote the book of love?
Chapter
one says to love her
To
love her with all your heart
Chapter
two says you tell her
You're
never never never never ever gonna part
In
chapter three, remember
The
meaning of romance
In
chapter four you break up
But
you give her just one more chance
Oh,
I wonder, wonder who
But
who knew who
Who
wrote the book of love?
I
wonder who...
Who
wrote the book of love?
O
Shenandoah, I long to see you
And
hear your rolling river
O
Shenandoah, I long to see you
'Way,
we're bound away
Across
the wide Missouri
I
long to see your smiling valley
And
hear your rolling river
I
long to see your smiling valley
'Way,
we're bound away
Across
the wide Missouri
'Tis
seven long years since last I see thee
And
hear your rolling river
'Tis
seven long years since last I see thee
'Way,
we're bound away
Across
the wide Missouri
When
first I took a rambling notion
To
leave your rolling river
To
sail across the briny ocean
'Way,
we're bound away
Across
the wide Missouri
The Lion Sleeps Tonight (Campbell/Creatore/Ilene/Peretti/Stanton/Weiss)
In
the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight
In
the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight
Near
the village, the peaceful village, the lion sleeps tonight
Near
the village, the peaceful village, the lion sleeps tonight
Hush
my darling, don't fear my darling, the lion sleeps tonight
Hush
my darling, don't fear my darling, the lion sleeps tonight
Heavenly (Connick, Jr./McLean)
He's
always happy
He
never looks mean
Even
if the sun should come in between
The
man in the moon is smilin'
'Cause
he's in love
The
man in the moon is smilin'
'Cause
he's in love with the girl in the world
He's
there in the evenin'
She
never comes late
All
day she spins around
But
never makes him wait (no way!)
The
girl in the world is smilin'
'Cause
she's in love
The
girl in the world is smilin'
'Cause
she's in love with the man on the moon
When
two heavenly bodies glow, all the stars agree
A
planet might be born, maybe even a galaxy
And
in the morning
No,
they don't say goodbye
But
with a kiss, they blend into the sky
Oh,
they're smilin'
'Cause
they're in love
The
man in the moon is smilin'
'Cause
he's in love with the girl in the world
The
man in the moon is smilin'...
'Cause...
He's
in love...with the girl...in the world
Heavenly!
My Shoes (Madsen/Greene/Pritchard)
My
shoes went out with a pair of red high heels last night
My
girlfriend just won't understand it
She
thinks that I'm the one to blame, but that's not right
My
shoes are in control, they planned it
For
years my shoes have been my friends
I've
taken them around the world and to its ends
Now
they're taking me...
My
shoes are
On
top of the world
My
shoes are
My
shoes are
On
top of the world
My
shoes are
My
shoes have never done this kind of thing before
They
would not go out in the rain
It
was not me who tracked that mud across the floor
I
don't know how I can explain
For
years my shoes have been my friends
I've
taken them around the world and to its ends
Now
they're taking me...
My
shoes are
On
top of the world
My
shoes are
My
shoes are
On
top of the world
My
shoes are
My
shoes are...
My
shoes are...
My
shoes are...
My
shoes are...
My
shoes could get up and go dancin' on their own
It's
not impossible, you know
I
never left the house, I was here all alone
I
could tell you what was on the late night show
For
years my shoes have been my friends
I've
taken them around the world and to its ends
Now
they're taking me...
My
shoes are
On
top of the world
My
shoes are
(repeat)
It's So Hard To Say Goodbye To Yesterday (Perren/Yarian)
How
do I say goodbye to what we had?
The
good times that made us laugh outweigh the bad
I
thought we'd get to see forever
But
forever's gone away
It's
so hard to say goodbye to yesterday
I
don't know where this road is going to lead
All
I know is where we've been and what we've been through
If
we get to see tomorrow I hope it's worth all the wait
It's
so hard to say goodbye to yesterday
And
I'll take with me the memories
To
be my sunshine after the rain
It's
so hard to say goodbye to yesterday
And
I'll take with me the memories
To
be my sunshine after the rain
It's
so hard to say goodbye to yesterday
Li'l Red Riding Hood (Blackwell)
Who's that I see walkin'
in these woods?
It's li'l red riding
hood!
Hey there li'l red riding
hood
You sure are looking
good
You're everything that
a big bad wolf could want
(Listen to me!)
Li'l red riding hood
I don't think little
big girls should
A-go walkin' in the spooky
ol' woods alone
What big eyes you have
The kinda eyes that drive
wolves mad
So just to see that you
just don't get chased
I think you ought to
walk with me for a ways
What full lips you have
They should allure someone
bad
So until we get to Grandma's
place
I think you ought to
walk with me and be safe
I'm gonna keep my sheep
suit on
Until I'm sure that you've
been shown
That I can be trusted
walkin' with you alone
Li'l red riding hood
I'd like to hold you
if I could
But you might think I'm
a big bad wolf, so I won't
What a big heart I have
The better to love you
with
Li'l red riding hood
Even bad wolves can be
good
I'll try to be satisfied
Just to walk close by
your side
Maybe you'll see things
my way
Before we get to Grandma's
place
Hey there li'l red riding
hood
You sure are looking
good
You're everything that
a big bad wolf could want
Listen to me...
BOW...
RUFF!!!
The University Of Redlands Alma Mater (Traditional)
Oh
that dear old U of R
Thy
children near and far
Will
sing to thee and all they glories tell
Where
the orange blossoms grow
And
the waters gently flow
That
dear old U of R we love so well
Oh
that dear old U of R
Whose
emblem shines afar
Eternal
as the hills we love so well
Where
the mountains tall and grand
Like
an inspiration stand
That
dear old U of R we love so well
Oh
that dear old U of R
The
years can never mar
The
memories of thee we love so well
Where
the friendships are so dear
That
we leave them with a tear
That
dear old U of R we love so well
In
every heart there is a room
A
sanctuary safe and strong
To
heal the wounds from lovers past
Until
a new one comes along
I
spoke to you in cautious tones
You
answered me with no pretense
And
still I feel I said too much
My
silence is my self defense
And
every time I've held a rose
It
seems I only felt the thorns
And
so it goes, and so it goes
And
so will you soon I suppose
But
if my silence made you leave
Then
that would be my worst mistake
So
I will share this room with you
And
you can have this heart to break
And
this is why my eyes are closed
It's
just as well for all I've seen
And
so it goes, and so it goes
And
you're the only one who knows
So
I would choose to be with you
That's
if the choice were mine to make
But
you can make decisions too
And
you can have this heart to break
And
so it goes, and so it goes
And
you're the only one who knows
My goodness, do we really have to type all these out?